Sports haiku from the Haiku Hokum Corner

For the maximum
one must strive,
whatever the prize

Emmanuel Frimpong
Bloody good at ping pong
Emmanuel Frimpong

If your bike breaks
I don't see why
I should apply my
(brakes)

Dear FIFA,
About your new football.
Ball or balloon?

The next man in space
Saviour of the human race
Why, Beckham, of course!

Special one,
beginning ‘m’ ending ‘o’.
Milito

Oh! Sheffield Wednesday -
Thwarted by eagles in May.
A hung parliament.

Stevie G
OG, would've been
too easy

Same old Tiger.
Playing catch-up,
doesn’t win a major

Lionel Messi.
Finishing so tidy
Hair so messy

Spring, Summer, Fall,
(Winter)... and Spring.
Formula 1

Haiku rhymes?
May we hear them still
Pompey Chimes

My friend Arsene
Why won't he buy
a good keeper again?

Rugby football
although played by hand
perfect for France

Old Paul Scholes
Even with standing leg
He scores goals